Vol 1, Issue 4, February 2013
Editorial - On the Right Side of History, On the Wrong Side of Love by Sony Allsurethinger
Taking It to the Streets - Why I Sang 'God Save the Queen' A Cappella on the Steps of Chicago City Hall by Stan Marriott
My Life as a Fatalist -Part 1,342,221: If God Made Me Do It, Why am I Even Filling Out this Application for a New Credit Card? by Monty Zephyr
The Patriarchal Paramour's Promise of Promiscuity by Syde Dishington
The World Ended in 2012 - Get Used to It! by Tommy Tubebacher
Lordy, Lordy, Will I be in the Top Forty?: a Serious Look at Crowd Control in the Rapture by Kylometers Oldboy
Book Titles are Important or Who You Calling an Idiot? by Jaime Marco
Coming Next Issue! Tommy Tubebacher sticks his toe in the Whirlpool of Time and Finds that Some Time is Better than No Time
Vol. 1, Issue 3, May 2013
Editorial - On the Right Side of History, On the Wrong Side of Love by Sony Allsurethinger
Taking It to the Streets - Why I Sang 'God Save the Queen' A Cappella on the Steps of Chicago City Hall by Stan Marriott
My Life as a Fatalist -Part 1,342,221: If God Made Me Do It, Why am I Even Filling Out this Application for a New Credit Card? by Monty Zephyr
The Patriarchal Paramour's Promise of Promiscuity by Syde Dishington
The World Ended in 2012 - Get Used to It! by Tommy Tubebacher
Lordy, Lordy, Will I be in the Top Forty?: a Serious Look at Crowd Control in the Rapture by Kylometers Oldboy
Book Titles are Important or Who You Calling an Idiot? by Jaime Marco
Coming Next Issue! Tommy Tubebacher sticks his toe in the Whirlpool of Time and Finds that Some Time is Better than No Time
Vol. 1, Issue 3, May 2013
Editorial – God Knows What's He Doing Even if I Don't by Sony Allsurethinger.
Yet Another Review of the Three Omegas Cover CD – This Time Wondering if My Hearing is About Gone by Stan Marriott
My Life as a Fatalist – Part 22,765: God Made Me Do It - There I Said It by Monty Zephyr
I Was a Polygamist When Polygamy Wasn't Cool by Syde Dishington
Talkin' Teddy - On the Brink of an Aztec Volcano by Tommy Tubebacher
I Can't Bear My Beer: The Real Story behind what Really Happened to the Lost Ten Tribes of the Munich Beer Gardens by Kylometers Oldboy
Seeking Simplicity of Language in the Twilight Years by Jaime Marco
COMING NEXT ISSUE! We jump in Tommy Tubebacher's Time Bubble and go back to 2012 and find out why the world didn't end! Or did it?
Announcing Yet Another New Three Omegas Cover Band CD!
Features Syde Dishington and the Syde Dishes singing their chart topping hit, Adam & Eves; Also includes: Unrepentant (and It Feels So Good), Like a Rhinestone Evangelist, I Shot the TPE (But I Did Not Shoot His Guardian Angel), and that perennial Preterist favorite, I Wasn't Alone at the Great White Throne. To order, send check or money order for $19.95 to: Dishington & Wives, Box 777, Shagahritaville, Ohio.
Vol. 1, Issue 2, August 2013
Editorial – Why Godcare Can Work Despite the Seeming
Malfunctions by Sony Allsurethinger.
Yet Another Review of the Three Omegas Cover CD – This Time
Dissecting the Lost Chord that should stay Lost by Stan Marriott
My Life as a Fatalist – Part 749: Who else but Me would have Thought of Combining a Strip Club with a Bible Study by Monty Zephyr
Pinch Me – I’m a Pollyanna When it Comes to Polygamy by Syde
Dishington
I’m Going Back to 70 AD – Want to Go Along for the Ride? by
Tommy Tubebacher
All My Relatives are Resolute about the Absolute: The Real Story
behind what Really Happened to the Lost Ten Tribes of Lower Afghanistan by
Kylometers Oldboy
Old Roving Editors Emeritus Don’t Die, They Just Ride RVs
into the Theological Sunset by Jaime Marco
COMING NEXT ISSUE! We jump in Tommy Tubebacher's Time Bubble and go back to 1909 where Alonzo Von Tapp meets Teddy Roosevelt and tells Teddy he needs to learn to speak Aztec. Find out Teddy's reply!
Table of Ruins
Vol. 1, Issue 1, Nov. 2013
Editorial by Sony Allsurethinger
The Three Omegas Cover Band - A Review by Stan Marriott.
Why Fatalism Works by Monty Zephyr
Not Torn Between Two Lovers - The Somewhat Biblical Case for Polygamy by Syde Dishington
How to turn your Resentment and Envy into Productive Disingenuity by Sony Allsurethinger & Stan Marriott
Ain't No Time Paradox Like the One I've Got by Tommy Tubebacher
The Benign Empire of LA: The Real Story of What Really Happened to the Lost Ten Tribes of Bulgaria by Kylometers Oldboy
Rambling Ruminations of the Roving Editor Emeritus by Jaime Marco
COMING NEXT ISSUE!
A sneak peak into the exciting and glamorous but intellectually rigorous world of Monty Zephyr, owner and CEO of the internationally renown Shagah Strip Clubs and Weekly Bible Studies.
Announcing a New Three Omegas Cover Band CD!
Features Syde Dishington and the Syde Dishes singing their chart topping hit, Two is the Loneliest Number; Also includes: On the Lam for the Lamb, Shagahritaville, The UR Blues, and that perennial Preterist favorite, I Saw You in the Rapture. To order, send check or money order for $19.95 to: Dishington & Wives, Box 777, Shagahritaville, Ohio.
